because its fun
because it’s true
because I’m an asshole.
because it’s hilarious
Because pointing out that other people are ugly and stupid actually does make me prettier and smarter.
If I don’t say it, nobody will realize how much better than everyone else I am.
I mean, yeah, I’ll play with my food like a child, but FUCK if I’m going to throw my food on the floor.
The only place I’m willing to throw my food is into the air so I can catch it with my mouth.
^ Reasons this is my favorite tumblr ^